"Sweet Dreams" by Air Supply

1981 / #5

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You figured we'd eventually get to the Air Supply ice monster, didn't you?

Air Supply in the early 1980s was not unlike Richard Marx or Phil Collins were in the late 1980s, in that you couldn't go more than 10 seconds without hearing them on the radio. Back then, any of Air Supply's hit singles ever becoming a lost hit would have been considered preposterous. But "Sweet Dreams" - part of the band's string of #5 hits - has somehow managed to do it, much to the surprise of anyone alive during the winter of 1981-82.

It's not much of an exaggeration to say this song used to be on the radio constantly. When I think of 1982, I think of playing in the living room each evening before dinner, while my mom had the now-forgotten local radio station Yes 95 blasting on the stereo. Go on ARSA's playlist archive and look under WYYS. Guess what song was #1 on the station's playlist for 2 weeks starting on February 9, 1982?

"Sweet Dreams" is actually a rather unusual entry in the Air Supply catalog. The band decided for a few brief minutes that they wanted to be hippies by offering a track that was less formulaic and featured unusual instrumentation. Hence the ice monster. Fast-forward the above clip to about 4:28. The record includes 6 piano notes that always reminded me of an ice monster grinning menacingly at unsuspecting comers.

The ice monster's grin was also like that of some kid at school who kept bothering everyone. In addition, there was a jeans commercial right around that time that ended with a young man slowly turning around and displaying that same ominous smirk. There were only a few people capable of producing this creepy look. It's like when criminologists used to judge a person's character from their facial appearance.

Years later, someone posted online that the scary Rankin/Bass bumper used at the end of many Christmas specials was similarly evocative of an ice monster. You be the judge...

That bumper was also likened to the spooky sounds heard at the very end of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood accompanying the drawing of the trolley, but we digress.

Even a colorful mental image of an ice monster couldn't ease the frustration of hearing the same Air Supply ballad repeated over and over. And it's not as if Journey or Kenny Rogers didn't also have ballads at the time that were just as pervasive on our airwaves. I was so aggravated by the punishing repetition of the MOR malaise of the early '80s that even the top 10 countdown on Solid Gold provoked an annoyed reaction. One Saturday, we had the TV on Solid Gold, and the countdown got up to #1. What might be atop the Solid Gold survey that weekend? The J. Geils Band? Stevie Wonder? The Cars?

You guessed it! It was "Sweet Dreams" by Air Supply.

I distinctly remember letting out a frustrated groan upon hearing this. It sounded just like the N'Ice commercial where the man threw down his cards. Incidentally, the chart rankings posted at the top of each entry on this blog are from Billboard's Hot 100 - the most authoritative chart in the beeswax - not the laughable Solid Gold ranking. Thus, "Sweet Dreams" is an official #5 rather than a #1. I don't know where Soiled Gold got their numbers from, but I think that was when I started to assume they just pulled the chart out of their ass. It could be pretty hilarious to see what they could come up with though, so I still watched the show after that.